Mothafuckin Crock Pot!

So for those of you who don't know, I have ADD.  This shit can be hilarious sometimes, and I encourage you all to ridicule me.  One of the hallmarks is impulsiveness (aka the creating of this fucking blog).  It can be both good and bad, but quite amusing.  I also have a complete lack of organization, so take an impulsive person but take away any organizing of the impulsivness and hilarity ensues.  Take for example my trip to Target today.  I had the impulse to buy a crock pot.  Don't fucking ask me why, it just sounded like something I HAD to have.  The thought of having pot roast for days on end kept appearing in my mind.  So check out the receipt from my 20 minute Target visit:

1.  Crock Pot (yes!  I got it!)

2.  Beard and body hair trimmer (I'm a hairy son of a bitch, some special person in my life may want me to do something about it)

3.  Kitty food (I went down to the little store in my building yesterday to get her some food and they only had canned food.  So I just got her one can, thinking I would make it to the store later on to get her the usual dry food.  Bad idea.  Of course that didn't happen so kitty hasn't eaten yet.  Kitty takes nasty shits and makes me clean it up so kitty can wait a few fucking hours)

3.  Kitty Litter (because kitty for some reason doesn't like the new litter I bought her, so I have to give her a different kind.  Kitty sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend)

4.  A microwave meal (because I forgot to eat any breakfast and I was fucking starving, and I'm a fat ass)

5.  Diet Pepsi Max (because I didn't take my medication today and had only had 3 cups of coffee, so I needed more caffiene.  Plus I like that shit.

6.  Piece of Mind knowing that I finally got that motherfucking Crock Pot!!!