My friend has inspired me

My buddy I work with Ben is a great guy.  He's way too smart for his job (we work at the same company and basically do the same thing), and he's got a hot wife.  He jokes about letting me bang her, but you know how sometimes comedy is truth?  I think I have about a 50/50 chance.  I really don't think he would mind since it would allow him to go and hook up with other girls.  She's pretty cool, and I have heard her tell Ben that it's ok if he makes out with other girls.  In theory it sounds like a great idea, but I can just imagine how it could get awkward really quickly.  Like "hey baby, does this feel good?"  "yeah baby, it's way deeper than Ben can go."  OR  "I'll have to have you teach Ben that technique".  No, in the end, I'll just stick to asking Ben if I can see the pics of her on his iPhone.  For those of you who know him,  just ask.  And if Karen is reading, I'm just kidding.  About the picture thing.  And the banging thing...mostly.

Anyways I'm off topic.  I wanted to say thanks to Ben for inspiring me to write this blog.  I left a post on one of his topics "getting annoyed" and decided to use that response as my first post on my shitty blog that no one will ever read.  What's great about all this is that I created this blog in about 30 minutes.  While doing so I was able to email several clients, field a few phone calls, listen to internet radio, grab lunch, take a few shits, do some online shopping, and get $10,000 of new business for my company.   In 30 minutes.  I don't know if that's talent or just me being ADD and doing 20 things at once.  I guess I can't complain.  I make a lot of money and use about 20% of my brain.  My clients are just complete idiots half of the time.  If my boss ever reads this I'm totally kidding.  I work really hard all day and never have any down time to do any of this shit.  I love my clients and go out of my way to provide the highest level of consultation and service.  Anyways, here's to you Benny boy.  You made Presidents Club, have a hot wife, own your own awesome fucking house in Bethesda, drive a BMW,  and you have a hilarious blog.  Come to think of it, I'm totally jealous of the life you live.  I'm going to add you to my list.