Ok we are all guilty of this, myself included, but I can't help but rant on this one. Some of our friends, and we love them, have this propensity to let us know what they are doing at every second of the day on facebook, myspace, Gchat, etc. Hey asshole, thanks for making me feel like shit in the morning when I log on and see "Jennifer is.. soooo excited to not have to work for the next WEEK!". Yaaaay that's AWESOME!!! FUCK YOU! Hey Jennifer, maybe I will call you every single morning that week when I'm stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on 395 and leave you messages giving you traffic updates. "Hi jennifer, this is steve. I hope you are having fun in Cancun giving blowjobs in the bathroom to some dude you met 15 minutes ago. Anyways, I wanted to let you know that the traffic BLOWS (chuckle) on 395 this morning. Some fuckhead was talking on his cell phone while driving and rear-ended someone with a baby-on-board sticker (its cool if the dude died, i just hope that baby is ok!). I could take an alternate route but that would mean I would get to work on time so I'm just going to sit tight. Anyways, I'm sure your boyfriend misses you so hurry back!"
If we are all going to give each other status updates, I think we need to be more honest with each other. Like "Ben is... taking the best shit of his life" or "Jenn is....like totally pigging out so I can vomit it up later". I mean at least if people started doing this it would make it more interesting and I would actually care. Mabye I can start a revolution
If you guys have any good status updates please share them here.
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Andrew is... Bored at work and reading your blog because I have nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteVanessa is... laughing her ass off because I sit in the same traffic and refuse to get to work on time as well.... Don't let the man hold us down!!!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. This is just the new version of an AIM away message. Note to random girl that I had class with once: I do not give a fuck what class you'll be in until you go "get your drink on" at some bar I'm not even in the same town as. If you need to blast something out to the masses say something really radical like, "Harrison....is going to steal money from the homeless this weekend".
ReplyDeleteBade is... leaving for south beach for a week. I am going to leave my status updates on your blog for now on other than on my AIM or FB page. Enjoy! Oh and I was getting blow jobs in the bathroom from some girl in Cancun. Did she really have a boy friend? I feel just horrible now.
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