Hyperbole

I just wanted to thank everyone for the mostly positive response I've gotten so far.  What's been somewhat surprising to me is that my friends that know me are so shocked when they read my blog.  Sometimes things are painfully obvious to me but I do a poor job of communicating my idea to others.  So let me just state for the record that this blog is meant to be humorous, vulgar, shocking, and entertaining.  If you laughed, commented, or got any sort of emotional reaction than I have done my job.  I think that some people were a little shocked and put off because they know me, and they know that I'm not really like this in real life.  I'm probably one of the nicest and laid-back people you'll ever meet.  I love everybody.  I started this blog to amuse myself, and hopefully others.  I use a lot of sarcasm, hyperbole, and tounge-in-cheek.  Think of it as the writers for Southpark don't really hate Canadians; they just think it's funny to rip on Canada all of the time.  If people laugh at that, then that's what they wanted to do.  If people that don't know me think this is the real me, that's ok.  I don't know them.  But for those of you that do know me, hopefully you understand what I'm trying to accomplish.  If you don't, go jump in front of a bus.  ;)